Chuck Norris is back in action in the online game, Chuck Norris and the Army of the Massacre Ninjas! In this action packed fighting game New York City is invaded by the evil army of the Massacre Ninjas, there ia only one man who can stop them, Chuck Norris! One of these ninjas once tried to kill Chuck Norris with a knife. After three days, the knife died, due to blood loss. Remember: Guns don't kill Ninjas! Chuck Norris Kill Ninjas!!!
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Use your A, S, D, W keys to control Chuck and use your mouse to hit the ninjas when you play this online game. After jumping, while you are in the air, you can click and hold your left mouse button to control your leg! After killing the ninjas you can jump on their heads and make their brains pop out. Then you can use their brains as football and hurt other ninjas with it. And if you place your hand and mouse cursor over the ninjas chest you can rip out its heart by clicking your left mouse button. If you put the ninjas heart in your mouth Chuck Norris will eat it and get more health.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.